dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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