smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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