There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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