best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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