remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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