You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Of course I have a pirate flag
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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