gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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