I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
MIDGETS
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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