I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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