My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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