No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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