I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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