got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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