dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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