I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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