I got chris browned last night
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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