Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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