do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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