I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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