I used to practice getting hit by cars.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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