dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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