Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He shit in the fireplace
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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