I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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