I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
All the doctor said was why
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
dude. I can hear the air.
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