sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
is that a dick in a sweater?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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