nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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