I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The adults are the big ones right?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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