hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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