the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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