The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just had sex on a roof
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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