On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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