I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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