Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The ass gains better be worth it
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