that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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