your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
did you just send me my own nude
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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