And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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