But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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