The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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