he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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