youre lurking in front of me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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