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And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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