belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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