Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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