I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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