My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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