Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i was born a porn star she said
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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