your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Found your dick twin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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