you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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