i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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