And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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