shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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