Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right? http://tfl.nu/ihkh
  Replies (8) Good night (773) Bad night (1958)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser. http://tfl.nu/daye
  Replies (13) Good night (714) Bad night (4673)
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head. http://tfl.nu/re8d
  Replies (24) Good night (1219) Bad night (4143)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative! http://tfl.nu/b5c4
  Replies (67) Good night (6996) Bad night (1129)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger http://tfl.nu/bdgv
  Replies (10) Good night (3003) Bad night (877)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized http://tfl.nu/nze6
  Replies (16) Good night (2236) Bad night (3426)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice. http://tfl.nu/sig2
  Replies (5) Good night (2631) Bad night (1329)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security. http://tfl.nu/p79e
  Replies (3) Good night (2258) Bad night (736)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high. http://tfl.nu/ti5b
  Replies (1) Good night (514) Bad night (446)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie. http://tfl.nu/o96k
  Replies (0) Good night (478) Bad night (398)
• Favorite

  (785): View more from Kansas

  Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (785): Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom.. http://tfl.nu/34oi
  Replies (1) Good night (333) Bad night (492)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up. http://tfl.nu/pl1q
  Replies (3) Good night (1136) Bad night (327)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/knf4
  Replies (0) Good night (510) Bad night (190)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Can we smoke pot out of a menorah? http://tfl.nu/n6fj
  Replies (1) Good night (296) Bad night (320)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far http://tfl.nu/o8xj
  Replies (1) Good night (411) Bad night (129)

Randomize