ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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