Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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