I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
