Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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