do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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