lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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