I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
