She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires